You may know by now, that Ziksana Consulting is ALL ABOUT PLAY.
And we’re so excited to announce a brand new innovative product that puts PLAY TO WORK.
Do you have kids?
Do you know kids?
Have you ever seen a kid?
Then this product is perfect for you!
IT’S CALLED THE BOUNCE-N-CLEAN!
What is it?
SO GLAD YOU ASKED.
The BOUNCE-N-CLEAN looks like a regular ball you’d see on a playground or in a kickball game.
BUT this particular ball can and SHOULD be bounced around THE HOUSE. (Audible gasp!)
Now, we at Ziksana know that throwing a ball around a house is enough to make even the most relaxed person on edge. (Oh the mess it will make!)
What if we told you this ball WILL CLEAN YOUR HOME. (Audible gasp!)
That’s right. When thrown and bounced around the room, the microfiber material with deodorizing and purification technology is around the ball itself.
It picks up dirt and grime around your home – making it SPARKLE like never before!
And when your game of “indoor four square” is over – just peel off the material from around the BOUNCE-N-CLEAN and throw it away! The BOUNCE-N-CLEAN has 48,000 layers of cleaning material – so you have plenty of opportunities to clean and play!
NOW when you’ve got guests coming over, it’s raining outside, or when you just want to play dodge ball in the living room – Grab the BOUNCE-N-CLEAN! It’s putting your PLAY to WORK!
Fine print: April Fools!